daily snickles

Bodily function conversation, Part III

• Today, I arrived to find my new Emergency Bucket, a big yellow bucket that contains packets of water, a mask so that I can give mouth-to-mouth without getting cooties, and is topped by a black toilet seat. In case we are trapped for a really long time.
• Gay N: Mr. Snickles, why is there a toilet in your classroom?
• Mr. Snickles: So that if there's an emergency, you guys can poop. Isn't my new bucket awesome?
• All: Ewww.
• Gay N: Can I poop in it?
• Mr. Snickles: No. I was kidding. If there's an emergency I'm sending you guys to poop at the farm across the street.
• Gay N: Oops, I did it again (to the tune of the Britney Spears song)!
• All: Shut up, Gay N!