daily snickles

Bodily function conversation, Part I

• A: I'm sorry I'm late.
• Mr. Snickles: You're 12 minutes late. Where were you?
• A: I had to go to the bathroom.
• Mr. Snickles: It took you 12 minutes to go to the bathroom?
• A: Well, I had a lady problem, and I had to go to my locker to get something and then go back.
• Mr. Snickles: OK, but 12 minutes?
• A: Yeah.
• Mr. Snickles: I'm not a lady, but I don't think it takes that long.
• A: It does.
• Mr. Snickles: (to librarian, nearby) Have you ever heard about a lady problem taking 12 minutes?
• Librarian: No, I think it usually goes faster than that.
• Mr. Snickles: (to A) Should we call the doctor?
• A: No, you should just give me a detention.
• Mr. Snickles: OK.