June 2009
1 post
January 2009
4 posts
WatchI cannot wait to retire. Spite and Malice is on!
thelittlespoon:
Our video for Snickles.
December 2008
22 posts
Dear TM,
I am so sorry about your terrible icecapade. But I am glad everyone made it home safely.
Love,
Snickles
“I can understand Obama’s desire to embrace constituencies that have...”
– The shirtless pics from Hawaii are good, Barry, but I’m still disappointed in you.
Richard Cohen - Obama’s Choice of Rick Warren Ruined a Party - washingtonpost.com
Please stop throwing me under the bus, Barry
President-elect Obama defends inviting Pastor Rick Warren to speak at inauguration. Transcript of 12th press conference - Lynn Sweet
Torture
I know it’s greedy, but I feel like it will be the worst form of torture ever if I have to go to school tomorrow. It is 5:35. School has been called off by five every day this week. I am hitting refresh every five minutes on the closures page. Why is Jesus doing this to me?
Dear Snickles
I’m crossing my fingers for five in a row! How is life on Hoyt Street this week?
dirtysdish:
Enjoy another day off from school! Yea! One of the perks of teaching that I miss.
Have fun!
Dirty
Inquiring minds want to know...
This is quite a fantastic bit of research.
parkercravens:
After conducting some research, I have acquired the following information:
Oates is as tall as 5’4” and as short as 5’2”; Hall is as tall as 6’3” and as short as 6’0”.
In Out of Touch’s music video (featured below), Oates is dancing in a giant O, as in “Big Bam Boom.”
Oates does not sing the “no can do” in “I Can’t Go for That (No Can...
November 2008
39 posts
Dog park and milk
Parker: You are cordially invited to join me and Dirty D at either of the two following actvities this afternoon:
Chimney Park @ 2:15. I promise you will not be disappointed by a lack of hippie skanks.
Milk @ 4:30, Fox Tower.
“The crusade for Proposition 8 was fueled by the broken American family, explains...”
– Why churches fear gay marriage | Salon News
Massive Prop 8 Protest Targets Cinemark Theatre in... →
“What’s left to protest now that we’re entering the sure-to-be halcyon Obama era?...”
– Sarah Lawrence Students Protest FDA Gay Blood Donation Ban — Daily Intel — New York News Blog — New York Magazine
Yeah, I know that people need blood. But if people refused to give blood until this discriminatory regulation were lifted, you can bet the FDA would drop it in a week....
Bodily function conversation, Part III
Today, I arrived to find my new Emergency Bucket, a big yellow bucket that contains packets of water, a mask so that I can give mouth-to-mouth without getting cooties, and is topped by a black toilet seat. In case we are trapped for a really long time.
Gay N: Mr. Snickles, why is there a toilet in your classroom?
Mr. Snickles: So that if there's an emergency, you guys can poop. Isn't my new bucket awesome?
All: Ewww.
Gay N: Can I poop in it?
Mr. Snickles: No. I was kidding. If there's an emergency I'm sending you guys to poop at the farm across the street.
Gay N: Oops, I did it again (to the tune of the Britney Spears song)!
All: Shut up, Gay N!
Bodily function conversation, Part II
M: You ask him.
J: No, you ask him!
M: No, you ask him!
Mr. Snickles: Ask me what?
J: OK. Is it true that if you cough, sneeze, and fart at the same time, you'll die?
Bodily function conversation, Part I
A: I'm sorry I'm late.
Mr. Snickles: You're 12 minutes late. Where were you?
A: I had to go to the bathroom.
Mr. Snickles: It took you 12 minutes to go to the bathroom?
A: Well, I had a lady problem, and I had to go to my locker to get something and then go back.
Mr. Snickles: OK, but 12 minutes?
A: Yeah.
Mr. Snickles: I'm not a lady, but I don't think it takes that long.
A: It does.
Mr. Snickles: (to librarian, nearby) Have you ever heard about a lady problem taking 12 minutes?
Librarian: No, I think it usually goes faster than that.
Mr. Snickles: (to A) Should we call the doctor?
A: No, you should just give me a detention.
Mr. Snickles: OK.
